“Stop touching your face so much, you’re the reason it looks like that.”
“Why are you so obsessed with yourself?”
“Okay but we do look good let’s be real.”
“Seriously, stop digging craters in our skin.”
“No, that foundation is not your shade.”
“Yes, your butt is getting flabby.”
“We’ve had better outfits, but I guess this will do.”
“Oh my god girl when are you gonna learn to do your eyeliner better?”
“Damn we look good, and it’s only gonna get better.”